Welcome to the cutting edge in exploitation entertainment… but be forewarned: if your tastes run to the middle of the road, this may not the place for you! You won’t find many “A” list actors or directors here, but you’ll find the “B”s in abundance (Blood, Bullets, Breasts, Bombshells, etc.,) and a heaping helping of the rest of the alphabet from Action through Zombie. We won’t claim our films are always as polished as “the big boys” products... hell, some of them are held together with little more than tape, wire and gratuitous sex scenes… but in sheer entertainment value they more than hold their own. And while the content from the “mainstream” film factories is subject to the whims of pc-ification, Switchblade makes no apologies and focuses on the real elements that made the drive-ins and grindhouses havens for fans of real extreme cinema.
So, how to tell if Switchblade Pictures are for YOU? Here’s a simple test!
Are YOU more interested in:
The number of personal assistants listed for the Producer during the end credits?
The number of Zombies that
get splattered ON CAMERA?
How many magazines ran a cover story on the Male Lead?
How many ammo magazines
were used during the big shootout?
Did a pretentious critic on a national TV show like it?
Did the anonymous critics on
your favorite website like it?
Whether the production went $6 million over budget due to issues with the on-location catering?
Whether the leading lady takes
her top off ON CAMERA?
What the gossip magazines said about the lead actors being unfaithful to their spouses?
Were the actors unfaithful to
their spouses ON CAMERA?
A – 3 or more = Boring Mainstream Movie Watcher L
S – 3 or more = Congratulations! You’ve joined the elite ranks of the different, the daring and the discriminating film enthusiast: the SWITCHBLADE watcher!